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Hi!  I'm Pokie Dot.  I belong to Dannie and have been hers for 18 years.  Before that, I belonged to Dannie's mom, Suzanne, since she was a little girl.  She took me to college and to every place she lived, saving me for Dannie.  Now I live in Dannie's room, usually in her window seat with Sock Monkey, Jemima and many other friends.  I have been well loved for over 50 years!

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Elephant Jokes

What's big and grey with horns?  An elephant marching band!

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?  So that she can sneak up on mice!

How do you stop an elephant from smelling?  Tie a knot in his trunk!

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?  An irrelephant.

What do you do with old cannon balls?  Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?  Because their trunks kept falling down.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?  Because of all the cheetahs!

Why couldn't the two elephants go swimming together?

Because they only had one pair of trunks!

What was the elephant doing on the freeway?  About 5 mph.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?  Because he doesn't have any thumbs to ring the bell!

Why doesn't the elephant use the computer?  Because he is afraid of the mouse!

Why did the elephant leave the circus?  She was tired of working for peanuts.

What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?  Lost!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?  Swimming trunks!

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